Saturday, November 12, 2005

Excuse me but my !! BUTT!! is stuck

"A Colorado man who claims he was stuck to a restroom toilet seat has passed a lie detector test. Reports Bob Dougherty answered 20 questions, including four about him allegedly making a similar claim in Nederland, Colorado.Nederland's former operations director says Dougherty claimed last year that was was glued to a toilet seat in the town's visitor center. But Dougherty denies the claim.Dougherty has filed a lawsuit claiming after paramedics unbolted the toilet seat it separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.The lawsuit claims he suffered pain, humiliation and financial losses and seeks 3-million dollars in damages" Posted by Picasa

Coffee - couldn't bring this turtle back to life

"Ainsworth, Iowa.. A woman in Iowa says she got a jolt even before she made her Folgers coffee. Marjorie Morris says when she went to pour the freeze-dried coffee into a canister last Sunday, she found a dead baby turtle. Morris says she'd been making coffee from the same package for a month before discovering the turtle. She says when she called a customer service line, she was told the turtle might have wound up in the coffee because of Hurricane Katrina. There's a major Folgers plant in New Orleans. A spokeswoman for Procter and Gamble, which makes Folgers, says it's too early to say where the turtle came from. Morris says she doesn't plan to sue"Posted by Picasa